By Andrew Toovey
Salutations, my name is Groovy Toovey. I am going to analyze current movies and provide my professional and honest opinion on the films.
Rogue One:
One word, overrated. Not enough light saber fights or pew pew sounds.
0 death stars out of 2.
Assassin’s Creed:
As boring as the video game, do not go see it. (Yet it’s still better than Star Wars).
5 deadly assassins out of 10.
Bye Bye Man:
The title speaks for itself, you’ll wish this movie went Bye Bye after watching it. Huge disappointment to horror genre. Still better plot than Star Wars.
6 demonic possessions out of 10.
Passengers:
Chris Pratt should never play a role other than a lovable goofball. Jennifer Lawrence should never play a role other than her real self. However, it is a much better movie based in space than Star Wars.
2 passengers out of 5000.
Office Christmas Party:
Not going to lie, I did not see this movie. However, my mom saw it and said it was funny (she is not a reliable source though). I’ll just give it a C grade. Most likely funnier than Star Wars.
7 crazy parties out of 10.
Salutations, my name is Groovy Toovey. I am going to analyze current movies and provide my professional and honest opinion on the films.
Rogue One:
One word, overrated. Not enough light saber fights or pew pew sounds.
0 death stars out of 2.
Assassin’s Creed:
As boring as the video game, do not go see it. (Yet it’s still better than Star Wars).
5 deadly assassins out of 10.
Bye Bye Man:
The title speaks for itself, you’ll wish this movie went Bye Bye after watching it. Huge disappointment to horror genre. Still better plot than Star Wars.
6 demonic possessions out of 10.
Passengers:
Chris Pratt should never play a role other than a lovable goofball. Jennifer Lawrence should never play a role other than her real self. However, it is a much better movie based in space than Star Wars.
2 passengers out of 5000.
Office Christmas Party:
Not going to lie, I did not see this movie. However, my mom saw it and said it was funny (she is not a reliable source though). I’ll just give it a C grade. Most likely funnier than Star Wars.
7 crazy parties out of 10.